southpauz:

True story.

When I was in 2nd grade, there was this 5th grade boy (who was also my brother’s best friend) who I had the biggest crush on.

One day when we were at the bus stop, he threw a snowball at me. I wanted to be cute and throw one back at him, but the bus showed up before I could throw it at him.

I made the most genius decision to hide it behind my hands and throw it at him when he walked onto the bus.

I chucked a snowball at him.

Unbeknownst to me, the snowball had an enormous chunk of ice in the middle of it.

He went to the nurse and I went to the Principal’s office for the first time in my life.

I was so pitiful that my Principal let me go without any punishments.

Long story short: I CAN’T FLIRT.

(via kttheskeleton)

childofcolour:

no i think we’ve misunderstood haru:

here’s his “typical haru” answer

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and here’s a proper answer

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GUYS I THINK HE KNOWS EVERYONE THINKS HE’S OBSESSED WITH WATER SO WHEN HE MAKES A WATER REFERENCE

HE’S JOKING THAT’S HIS SENSE OF HUMOR

HE’S JUST SO DEADPAN NO ONE CAN TELL

(via kttheskeleton)